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today is the day we start packing! yayyy. im quite hyped about going overseas, havent gone anywhere in forever! (except bratislava of course. which was like a year ago. and which was awesome :D MOCK-BRATISLAVA soon!)

im bummed and excited at the same time that i'll be celebrating my birthday overseas. there's a first for everything huh. (and my folks havent got me a present DDD: oh sad sad day. maybe there'll be some nice surprise over in taiwan :D)

ho hum.

oh yes on a sidenote im pretty glad i crashed prom :D camwhored the most i have in months and months, made it in time for dessert and closing. (and boy am i glad i missed all that rubbish in the front :D plus im $80 richer than everyone heh heh)

yep anyway stuff to pack, things to do, buhbye!

had a loong day today. maybe it was cos i spent it prancing about in my school uniform.

something about going around in uniform just makes me feel uncomfortable. like im scared people will judge me because im from St Nicks or something. "ohmygawd she must be homo" or "her chinese must be terrible." (gahh i hate proving them right about my Chinese. I TRY!)

it's kinda like racism! stereotypes. labelling "elite" schools and what not. (thanks to gillie i've been saying "and what not" a lot) so yes. as racist as i am (i do admit. omg those stuipid angmohs think they're so big with their pink skin and their stupid accents and their Twilight. THEY PISS ME OFF... but i digress.) i do not believe in schoolism.

who came up with this stuff? IJ girls are sluts/lesbian? Holy Innocents is full of gangsters? SCGS is for taitais? (no offence!) i mean, come on! im sure every school in Singapore has at least ONE slut, lesbian, gang member, and potential taitai (of course slut les and taitai probably doesnt apply for schools like Cat High huh) or MORE. just because you noticed a girl in a blue pinafore getting her face sucked on by some ugly fat guy doesnt mean she's more of a skank than the girls in 2 pieced uniforms getting their faces sucked on by ugly fat guys. right, right?

so, as critical as all we Singaporeans are deep down inside, please dont label people just because of what school they're from. you dont even know of what people say is true. what the hell, i could say "(insert school name here) kids all pick their noses!" and spread it to everybody, and nobody would know better. so yes, stop judging :D


yes ok done with that whole rant (was just wasting time waiting for 30 rock to load.)

ok byesies!

so let's down another dose
understanding is the last thing i want

Did you know that 43.7% of teenage girls who watch Gossip Girl suffer from eating disorders, low self-esteem or clinical depression? (and that 92.5% of teenage boys who watch Gossip Girl are gay or sexually confused?)

There are a shocking number of teenagers who have reportedly become mentally unstable, or to put it harshly, gone insane, after following the show into it's third season. Many worried parents have commented that their daughters have begun to talk about the characters as if they were close friends and companions.

"Ohmygawd Blair is like totally such a bitch man, Serena is like totally prettier than her and like, nobody likes Blair. Nobody! (sobs uncontrollably) It is just so unfair for Serena, you know, it's, it's so hard for her. And nobody understands her. (chokes up) Why? Why are they so mean?" and so on. This has led many critics to believe that the show does in fact have a negative impact on viewers, blurring the fine line between reality and television.

These girls' inability to differentiate fact from fiction has also led to a drastic increase in cases of depression and even family conflicts in households with Gossip Girl fans. Researchers believe it is because they feel inadequate or even cheated for not living the same lavish lifestyles as their counterparts in the Gossip Girl world.

"Why does Chuck get a private jet, and I don't? This is so unfair. I hate you Dad, I HATE YOU!"

"How come we can't live on the first floor like Blair so my boyfriend can creepily sneak through the window and EFF me without my parents knowing? I hate my life."

"Serena is a slut, but she doesn't have STDs. Why? WHY DID GOSSIP GIRL LIE TO ME. (wails)"

"FUCK SINGAPORE, I'M GOING TO THE UPPER EAST SIDE, SO I'LL BE RICH AND PRETTY AND SKANKY AND HAVE LOTS OF NICE CLOTHES AND STUFF. THEN YOU CAN KISS MY ASS. SO LONG, SUCKAS... ... wait, um, the 'Upper East Side' refers to Canada, right?"

Furthermore, research shows that in fact, girls who watch Gossip Girl are twice as likely to develop eating disorders as a result of comparing themselves to the characters in the show (portrayed to have perfect barbie doll type figures without even having to try). "But Jenny eats bagels all the time, and she's damnit skinny. She must be bulimic. Hey! That gives me an idea..."

Thus, it is obvious that the American television series, Gossip Girl, is a health hazard, both to one's physical being, as well as mental or spiritual being. Scientists warn that, given enough exposure, the world could be thrown into complete chaos and a state of hopelessness if the entire human race, or rather, the women (other than Hilary Clinton of course) were under the illusion of the show. Government agencies are aware of the possibility that Gossip Girl is a seemingly innocent front, hiding a conspiracy to spread the disease of Bimboticia from America to the rest of the world.

Researchers strongly urge the 71.8% of the female population in developed countries who are in any way involved in, or followers of Gossip Girl, to immediately refrain from watching it to prevent further damage to the brain and soul.

If you, by this time, have figured out that all the above is total bullshit that i came up with in 15 minutes, then you are smart enough to stop watching Gossip Girl.

Do it for your own good.

And for the good of humanity.

annoying fatboy is really fun.



its been a gazillion years since i've last blogged. MY BLOG COLLECTED DUST! RAHH.

anyway yep the O Levels are Over (geddit?)

felt like days and days since chem mcq ended. weird. but yeah SUPPOSED to go malaysia today, if not for my mom who thinks i'll get kidnapped or like shot in the brains or something if i go there. tsk. so went shopping with leryee instead :D my feet are still hurting like crazy but, over all, good day :D

my thoughts are very incoherent oh man. ok lemme start again.


so im not going for prom. and i dont wanna think about it cos i dont wanna regret or anything cos its too late! alison gave me this last Final Decision thing by tonight (like now), so i tried to consult people and called them up. guess what, NOT ONE OF THEM PICKED UP! which is indisputably a CLEAR SIGN from God, or y'know, my subconscious, that i should NOT go for prom. so yeah. not going.

feel free to ask me along on your prom dress shopping though :D i really wanna see everyone all pretty! :D


my brain's quite blank. off to watch season 5 of HIMYM! BYE!

[edit] MY BRO IS SUCH AN IDIOT! D: [/edit]

anyway whoa in the blink of an eye, first week of term 4 is over.

weird man.

waking up early (7am) to go out to study over the september holidays was a really strange experience (seeing that im such a pig and would sleep til 10plusplus if i could) but benefited me quite a bit.

made me realise how unfocused i am studying at home.

ho hum.

cos loads of things get me down nowadays. sometimes i wonder if anyone else feels it too. those days when everyone seems so far away, and somehow you feel isolated, and distant, and empty. and you wanna cry but it won't come out. (gosh i sound like an EMO. but you probably never feel that huh.)

once you walk away i feel like i dont know you.

i've also realised that the only thing keeping me going these days are my best friends, who are the awesomest shits ever. (sigh especially my BFOTWS! i know you won't read this, but there's so much i wanna tell you! all the stupid things that are driving me crazy, and all my screwed up problems, you understand the best. mehh, i miss hanging out with you.)

tough times, tough times.
what is love? is it reaching out for your hand in the darkness? feeling safe in your presence? wanting to hold on forever?... crying hysterically when you turn and walk out?
i wanna know what it's like
on the inside of love.

my computer lags like an old lady.

im serious.


god what's wrong with the internet nowadays! it takes a hundred billion years to load anything. why do i not remember my com ever being this slow? maybe my memory's just bad.

im bored. i'd like to say i've buried myself in books all weekend but the truth is im kinda tired :/ (screwed up so many papers last week; compo, social studies, lit...)

so i kinda slacked. haha whooops. but doesnt everyone? DONT JUDGE ME. RAHHH. (dont judge me for not going church either D: see when it rains i tend to wake up late. cos duh, no sun! i totally need the sun to wake up, which makes me kinda like a plant, doesn't it? hmm.)

oh and i watched some reruns of singapore idol during the time i was slacking, and MAN that show sucks shit.

i mean

a) you have this 3 morons attempting to sort out the talented from the useless, waving their pens around like wands (ok thats just dick) (heh heh that sounds funny. dick.) (but i digress), crying at scenes that arent even touching, walking away when some weirdos singing with his eyes closed, then coming back like 2 seconds later (making a scene, much?) frowning, etc etc.

besides the fact that moron A is a musical "genius" (well ok, i mean he's iconic in singapore's music scene, but frankly i dont know a thing about dick lee's music), well um, what do moron B and C do exactly?

like seriously, any MORON can do their job. even fiona xie.

and gosh, the comments they give? (bringing me to point b)

b) its a singing competition. why do you have to criticize their style and looks and whatever else? "um, im not sure about your image. im thinking about your fanbase, which will probably be small cos you're so hideous blah blah blah i wanna look far-sighted and all clever"

isnt the whole point of singapore idol to groom talent? not to judge people's fashion sense. not that the judges have any. (yeah im talking to you, kenny) if they were perfect they wouldnt have to join the competition right?

c) the judges take singapore idol WAY too seriously. i mean its like "you were late. what's more important, your life, or this show? you totally have no commitment, this shows you cant be a star because singers like madonna and britney spears are NEVER late, are they? omg get out of my sight man you are not worthy of being in my presence (gives bored ugly black face)"

or "you had a stomach ache? YEAH RIGHT YOU ARE TOTALLY LYING TO MY FACE, I HATE YOU I HATE YOU STOP LYING TO ME. GET OUT OF HERE, BITCH!"

looks like someone's underwear's a bit too tight.


anyway the contestants are pretty awesome this season. i support the plumpish girl whose name i do not know. HER VOICE PWNS ALL.

haha ok i shall go do something productive now. instead of being annoyed at ken lim for being such a douche.


(I WANT AN APPLE GREEN JACKET FOR MY IPOD TOUCH. does such a thing exist?)



hello love,
what's it like up there?

I'm slacking oh no. Go study go study go study! says my brain. But do I listen? No! Instead I slack and meddle with other people's laptops and explore touch screen functions. Oh oh oh praise God for B3!!! For Chinese!!! There's a miracle working here I just know it :D Heh heh. Ok I shall stop slacking once and for all. Buh bye!

CHINESE O LEVEL RESULTS ARE COMING OUT ON WEDNESDAY. man im so scared. keep dreaming im gonna fail. omg omg omg.

pray for me? :/



and guess what, I GAINED WEIGHT. UGH!

so gross. must be that huge bag of lays classic. omg i love lays. should never have bought it, but oh well. yum yum yum classic is the best flavour ever. i can literally eat a whole bag of that! (and have done so numerous times before at sleepovers and such hahaha)

my tummy's growling thinking about lays chips. omg. so hungry.


anyway everyone's trying to convince me to go for graduation night. (except ms jacob of course. she's probably darn glad that she won't have to see my uglae face at prom. well yay you.) i really dont see the point though. "they say your name and you walk in! its very fun!" hmmm not a very convincing argument. "its your last day with the class leh." yeah, like we dont spend every single day stuck in school together already. (i wish they'd give us next week off to study prelims!) "the food wasnt that bad!" doesnt mean this year's food's gonna be good right!
but you know the real reason im not going, dont you.
$80 is so not worth it. plus i'd probably have to buy a fancy dress that i wouldnt be able to wear to any other event other than weddings and proms, plus shiny shoes, do make up, and gosh do up my horrid hair (that hasnt grown much at all D: sadly) and everything would probably add up to $400? (sorry la my estimation sucks, CANNOT AH.)

no way, jose! (i was gonna type "hose". oops.)


problem is, i havent told my mom i plan to not go for graduation night. and she'll probably freak out. say it's gonna be a very memorable night. worth the money. thank the teachers. very fun. shouldnt miss it. blah blah blah. and she'll probably force me to go.

which is why i never planned to tell her! except now im supposed to produce a parent's letter telling the school im not going? what gives! its MY decision not to attend prom. why do i need a parent's letter? its like deciding not to celebrate your birthday what. YOU DONT NEED PERMISSION TO DO THAT. god, whats wrong with these people?


tsk.


anyway, to whoever reads my blog, be my witness.

i promise to go to church this week!


throw away what you say
then watch it all wash away.

feeling pretty screwed up.





why's it so hard to pick up again?

HAPPY 44TH BIRTHDAY SINGAPORE!

YAYYYYYY.

i realised, no matter how annoying singapore can be, with the no chewing gum rule, and the kiasuism, and the chionging into the bus/mrt what selfish rude ahlian ahbeng noisy SPGs dripping water from hanging your clothes no freedom of speech blah blah blah, i still love singapore! :DDDDDDDD

there's no other country i'd rather stay in, no other nation i'd rather be part of.


COUNT ON ME SINGAPOREEEE.



hahaha.

and you know the best thing about singapore?

NO GUNS LAW.

i tell you there's no safer place on this earth.

yay <3



on a totally unrelated note, i watched UP! :D in all its BIGSCREEN GLORY. awesomeawesomeawesome! and though i've watched it like 4 times alr it can still make me cry at the front. sooooo sweet. the second half is a bit lame, but still.


"good afternoon, my name is russell, and i am a wilderness explorer..."

RUSSELL'S SO CUTE :D YAY SEE WHY I LIKE THE NAME RUSSELL :D hahaha so yes, go watch it all who havent watched it yet.

hmm what else is new.

oh yes i got twitter, under weiqing's influence. so yeah.


yay :D


ok shall go back to watching the NDP. (on tv D: sighhh)